Tuesday, December 16, 2008

An exaggerated yet honest account of my work xmas pot luck

Employees who took food to their desks that were too honest to join the Great White feeding frenzy were noted as having poor christmas spirits. Inside the conference room, the sharks outsmarted each other in such categories as where to place the food items and who had the most painstaking recipe. Nervous kissups let fake laughs ring out long after the length that any dignified man should laugh at something that wasn't funny at all. One giant production of a suburban shit-pie...

I wish I liked the people I worked with more.

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